1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,160 Let's get married. Oh! Congratulations! 2 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,120 I mean I'm not pregnant. 3 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:11,720 But, yeah, we're officially trying. 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,280 We were just wondering if we could keep Ella tonight. Oh... 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,000 I just want to go to dad's and see THEIR puppy. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,320 Why don't we hit pause? 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,760 Stop, we're hitting stop. OK. 8 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,520 There was something between us. 9 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,440 Yeah, his wife! 10 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,960 I've been in therapy. 11 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:28,840 Since when? 12 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,320 Hey! Hey, Laura, how's it going? 13 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,600 Sorry, do I know you? James. 14 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,240 Oh, yeah, the funeral. 15 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,240 Christening. That's what I meant. 16 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,160 Same thing, kind of. 17 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,200 Funeral of my dreams for being Joe's favourite godparent. 18 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,760 Or even Lee's favourite. 19 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,560 Ha-ha, nice one. Yeah, I remember you now. 20 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,320 The kids' party entertainer with all the godchildren. 21 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,360 Where are they? 22 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,840 Do you have them squeezed in one of those little trailers, no? 23 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,200 Well, funnily enough I don't normally bring them to work 24 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,960 with me, unless of course they're ill. I'm a paediatrician. 25 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,040 Oh, Jesus, you had to slip that in, didn't you? 26 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,040 Everyone knows you're a paediatrician, Jesus. 27 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,920 You know, that's exactly why you've got so many godchildren. 28 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,600 Free 24/7 health care. 29 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,480 Yeah, I figured. 30 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,680 Well, it's a relief to see you're not holding a grudge 31 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,960 over the whole godparenting thing. 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,240 Fucking joking me! 33 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,200 Yeah, nice to see you, James. 34 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,800 Paediatrician. Nice to see you too, Laura, the... 35 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,240 Fuck's sake. 36 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,520 What's going on? 37 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,320 With? With the adverts. 38 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,200 With Samara getting treated like a summer blockbuster. 39 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,800 We advertise all the time, Laura. 40 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,520 Oh, when did we last advertise a writer? 41 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,200 We need younger readers, Laura. 42 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,400 Or at least convince our advertisers we have them. 43 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,440 I don't know if anyone's noticed, 44 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,560 but I'm the one who's been nominated for a press award tonight. 45 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,000 Why aren't we advertising that? 46 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,400 Samara's a good property for us. She could get us all a pay rise. 47 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:10,080 How does one person get all that? And they're barely in the door. 48 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,880 Who said it had to be one person? 49 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,400 You give us good stories, 50 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:17,080 stories that get clicks and we'll promote it. 51 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,800 And what's the latest with homelessness? 52 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,960 I want to go really big on this. 53 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,880 How was the sleep out? Er, yeah. Ah, good. 54 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:24,920 Really good. 55 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,040 Sad. Really sad, but really good. 56 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,800 I need to build it up. 57 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,240 It's going to be a slow burn, but, I mean, I'm all over it. 58 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,480 OK, that's great. 59 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,640 I've loads of other ideas as well. 60 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,880 Such as? Erm... 61 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,160 ..er, therapy. 62 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:55,320 Not that life coach, think positive thoughts rubbish. 63 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,200 I'm talking old school, hard-core. 64 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,160 My friend's just started and, like, it's changed her life. 65 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,760 What sort of thing are we talking about? 66 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,760 Has this been court ordered? 67 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,320 Oh, jeez, no. God, no. 68 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,640 No, completely voluntary. 69 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,000 I mean, she's normal. 70 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,520 Well, she's not normal. 71 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,840 More, then. Better than normal. 72 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,400 It'll be like getting inside the mind of the... 73 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,440 ..the modern day professional Dublin woman. 74 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,000 Would your friend be up for photos? 75 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,080 No. God, no, no. 76 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,400 Erm, but we could do it under, like, a pseudonym. 77 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,120 Orla on the couch. 78 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,440 I like it. 79 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,640 I look forward to it. Oh, great. 80 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,160 I think. 81 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,960 All right. OK, I'll see you later. 82 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 See ya. 83 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:52,000 You better not mention anything about us. Oh, Christ's sake. 84 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,160 Calm down, of course I won't. 85 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,040 I've got loads of other things going on in my life actually. 86 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,600 Haven't even told the therapist about us, 87 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,600 cos I don't want her thinking I'm that kind of woman. OK. 88 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,840 And what are you actually even talking about anyways? 89 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,520 If we don't mention it, it never happened. 90 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,240 I know. OK? Yeah. 91 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,400 Oh, hey, here. What? 92 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,160 Think I might be able to claim the sessions on expenses? 93 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,400 Unbelievable. 94 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,480 Mm. So have you written your speech yet? Am I in it? 95 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,240 You're the first person I thank. 96 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:25,680 I want to go to the awards with Mum, but she says I can't. 97 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,920 I've tried to tell her what a horror show the awards are. 98 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,120 They're not for kids. 99 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,880 They're not even for normal adults, they're for insecure people 100 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,680 like the Kardashians and... 101 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,120 ..auntie Laura. We are strong women, 102 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,840 with a healthy sense of our own self worth, remember? 103 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,360 Siobhan could do my make-up. 104 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,640 Not happening, darling. 105 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,920 Shame. 106 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,240 She's going to sit around watching TV now. 107 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,920 Great! Remember Ella could count to 20 before she could walk. 108 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,720 Had nothing do with me or you and everything to do with kids' TV. 109 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,680 What I'm trying to say, is I know what I'm doing. 110 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,080 So who are you going with? 111 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,560 Table of ten. 112 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,120 Well, you know what I mean. 113 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,040 You should get back out there, Kate. 114 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,560 Stop pretending to be all tough, 115 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,200 strong and self-sufficient. 116 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,880 Jesus, what is this? 117 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,680 I don't need a bloke any more than I need tips on fun parenting, 118 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,320 but thanks for all of your concern. We just want to see you happy. 119 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,920 We? You can tell Siobhan I am happy. 120 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,640 Ella and I want to see you happy. 121 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,920 Ella does see me happy. 122 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,360 When I'm not under observation. 123 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,960 Like, she said the other day... 124 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:27,760 I need to... What? 125 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,400 No, she was tired obviously. 126 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,680 What? Spit it out. 127 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,760 She said she feels sorry for you. 128 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,400 Yeah, I just want to keep it small. 129 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,880 Keep it real, you know? 130 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:48,720 Registry office and then down the pub for a sesh with our mates. 131 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,440 Seriously? 132 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,360 We want a bit of tradition, don't we? Do we? 133 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,400 It's just so expensive, Martin. 134 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,200 My folks will help pay. 135 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,040 Katie can do the photography. 136 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,680 A lot of folks are getting a drone these days. 137 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,280 Do you want a drone? Mm, yeah. Definitely. 138 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,760 Camera staring down my tits, every bride's dream. 139 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,920 That's my dream. 140 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,440 Why don't we meet halfway? 141 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,880 Registry office and a drone? 142 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,960 You know what I mean. 143 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,440 A church wedding and then a splash for family and friends. 144 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,320 We only got engaged last week, Martin. 145 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,000 Do we have to make all these decisions now? 146 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,760 I feel quite sick just thinking about it. 147 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,840 I mean all that planning for just one day. 148 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,880 HE SLURPS 149 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,080 I do actually feel quite sick. 150 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,560 Seriously, think about it. 151 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,440 You know, it's not just one day, is it? It's the first day. 152 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,920 Of a lifetime together. 153 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,440 Mm. I see. 154 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,840 When you put it like that... 155 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,840 Have you read Samara's column? 156 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,120 Yeah. 157 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,880 It was...thought provoking and incisive 158 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,480 and no, of course I haven't read it. Thank you. 159 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,160 That's not why I haven't read it. 160 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,920 Doesn't matter. Still, thank you. 161 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,520 I'm thinking about writing about therapy 162 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,760 using my sessions with Dr F as research. 163 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,280 That's a really bad idea. 164 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,720 I think it's a great idea. 165 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,760 I could challenge the stigma, help other people, 166 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,200 if I do have any issues they'll get fixed 167 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,040 and...maybe even get a Pulitzer. 168 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,160 Trust me, I've been there. 169 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,080 So much stuff is going to come to the surface. 170 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,520 Do you really want to... 171 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,520 ..unravel in public? 172 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,200 And for what? Other people's entertainment? 173 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,400 Ah, it'll be fine. 174 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,080 I think it might be my thing. 175 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,000 Confessional journalism. 176 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,360 Under a pseudonym. 177 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaking of awards... 178 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,120 ..how you feeling about tonight? 179 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,160 Indifferent, you? 180 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,640 Yeah, yeah, same. 181 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,480 Not really thinking about them. 182 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,680 Are you not really thinking about them 24/7? 183 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,640 It's just an honour to be shortlisted. 184 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,720 SHE GIGGLES 185 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,120 What? It is! 186 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,920 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 187 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,360 Oh. Shit. 188 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,800 Oh, God, oh, shit. 189 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,640 All right, just give me a minute. I said, stop scratching. 190 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,240 Hello? 191 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,440 The nits are back. 192 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,800 I just cannot get rid of the little feckers. 193 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,920 Excuse me, anyone home? 194 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,600 Sorry, yeah. Erm, try this. 195 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,920 Erm, apply copiously. 196 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,920 Leave on overnight and reapply in a week. 197 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,800 That should get rid of the little ba...beasts for you. 198 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,800 Move. 199 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,560 Excuse me? Sorry. 200 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,240 I mean, I know your girls are a handful and exhausting and all that, 201 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,440 but, I mean, ultimately they have... 202 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,720 ..massively enriched your life, haven't they? 203 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,920 SHE SCOFFS You're a ticket. 204 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,480 Get out. 205 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,240 Stop scratching! 206 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,600 BELL RINGS Mind the car! 207 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,440 When you were online dating, 208 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,000 which apps had the fewest pervs and weirdos? 209 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,240 The lesbian ones. 210 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,560 It's not for me, it's for Ella. 211 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,760 She's 11. 212 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,520 I'm doing it for Ella. 213 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,560 She wants to see me with someone. 214 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,440 Plus, it has been a seriously long time. 215 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,920 Maybe I should get back out there. 216 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,120 How long? Long. 217 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,040 An Olympics. 218 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,520 Wow. Four years?! 219 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,280 Thank you, Laura, for spelling that out. 220 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,760 I haven't missed it. 221 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,600 I've had more important things to do. 222 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:56,800 Still... I do not have a man-shaped hole in my life. 223 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,200 You know what I mean. 224 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,320 PHONE VIBRATES 225 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,040 Ella. She wants to come to the awards. 226 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,200 Poor Ella, snubbed for the party. 227 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,000 Imagine how proud she'd be seeing her mam 228 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,360 and maybe her auntie Laura win. 229 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,560 Excelling in their careers, who needs a man? And all that. 230 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,640 Al, what's up? You're awfully quiet. 231 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,960 Oh, I've a lot on my mind. 232 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,040 You're not having second, third, fourth thoughts 233 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,280 about you and Marty, are you? 234 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,880 Because if you are, we're here for you. Well, I am. 235 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,080 She's got a lot on her plate. 236 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,280 No, it's all going ahead. 237 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,680 We're at the planning stage. 238 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,640 So what's it to be? Small and intimate, because of your... 239 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,160 I mean, our age. That'd make sense. 240 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,960 Plus it's less hassle if you do change your mind at the last minute. 241 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,520 Less humiliating to disappoint ten people, than 200. 242 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,920 Yeah, that's what I was thinking, 243 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,760 but Martin wants the big traditional thing. 244 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,000 Mm-hm. I can't decide if we should waste the money on that 245 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:53,480 or keep it for other...things in the future. 246 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:00,360 Right. I'm off to see my best pal, Dr F. 247 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,960 Do it for the right reasons, Laura. 248 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,720 I'll be fine. I know what I'm doing. 249 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,560 Oh, thank Jesus, I have to tell someone. 250 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,360 I'm pregnant. 251 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,520 What, what, what? 252 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:14,200 This is good. This is great. 253 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,320 Congratulations. How are you feeling? I don't know. 254 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,040 Excited. And terrified. 255 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,760 I still feel like that every time I stop and think about Ella. 256 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,480 I don't want to tell Laura. 257 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:26,280 I think if both of us have kids, it'll just freak her out, 258 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,600 so can you? Me? Why me? 259 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,720 Because you're better at that kind of thing. 260 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,440 Tell her when she's pissed. 261 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,960 Maybe tonight, but only if she's happy pissed, not gin pissed. 262 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,960 Do you remember that shameless influencer I told you about? 263 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,080 Mm-hm. Samara. 264 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,280 Oh, God, you remember her name. 265 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,640 I really wouldn't bother. 266 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,640 Anyway, yeah, her. 267 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,400 The paper's treating her like she's some kind of superstar. 268 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,840 Right. And how do you feel about that? 269 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,040 Well... 270 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,280 ..as you know I'm not an angry person, 271 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,080 but I must admit it's fucking pissing me off. 272 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,000 I mean, I'm the one who's been nominated 273 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,360 for a press award, not her. 274 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,400 And I've got a feeling, I don't know if I should say it out loud, 275 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,200 because I don't want to jinx it but I've got a feeling... 276 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,880 ..this might be my year. 277 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,520 Are awards important to you? 278 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,480 Not to me, but I think it might be nice for my mam and dad 279 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,960 to tell all their friends and all the family, 280 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,840 especially my auntie Bronagh who's a judgey bitch. 281 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,960 So this is a way of getting their and everyone's approval? 282 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,560 Not really. It's just nice, you know? For them. 283 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,400 But there's been a big change in the family dynamic. 284 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,320 You know? With the arrival of Joseph. 285 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:09,080 We've spent a lot of time talking about that. 286 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,160 Perhaps, you know, this is a way 287 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,800 of getting back some of that attention. 288 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,280 What you trying to say, that I'm jealous? 289 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,760 Because I'm absolutely not. 290 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,680 I mean, you're off on the wrong tangent there, no offence. 291 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,960 I don't do jealous. 292 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,680 I think it's a very unattractive emotion 293 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,160 and it's one that I like to rise above. 294 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,120 And as I've said before, though you probably didn't pick up on it, 295 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,760 I think Patrick's actually jealous of me. Right. 296 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:35,440 My freedom, my career, my whole... 297 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,800 ..exciting life, can't be easy for him. 298 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,640 He does get a lot of help, free help from my mam and dad. 299 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,960 Yeah, no, you've mentioned that. A couple of times, now. 300 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,320 I mean, I do think it's lovely that they spend loads of time together, 301 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,560 especially seeing my dad, you know? The... 302 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,760 ..renewed zest for life. 303 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,360 It's amazing. 304 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,640 You see when I was younger, my memory of him 305 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:05,600 was when he was made redundant and he just sat in a chair all day. 306 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,680 He didn't really communicate, you know? 307 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,720 No lights on. 308 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,720 One tea bag for six cups of tea. 309 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,480 I think he was probably depressed actually. 310 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,880 But you know what Irish men are like. 311 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,000 They don't talk about their feelings, it's just, 312 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,080 "I'm grand, it's grand, everything's grand." 313 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,600 So maybe your dad wasn't available to you 314 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,280 the way he's available now to Joseph. 315 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,800 Have you got a dog? Hm? 316 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,200 I didn't see you as a dog person. 317 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,440 More of a cat person. 318 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,280 Although I suppose when I think about it, 319 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,600 I can see you out walking it. 320 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:43,320 On the beach, maybe. So we were... We were talking about your dad. 321 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,000 I bet it's a golden retriever. 322 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,200 Puppy? Or a Dalmatian. 323 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,600 Please tell me it's not one of those little purse dogs. 324 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,200 I don't have a dog, Laura. 325 00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,960 Creep. 326 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,040 Weirdo. 327 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,160 Perv. 328 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,000 Hey, Rory here. Leave a message. 329 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,040 VOICE MAIL BEEPS Hi, it's me. 330 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,520 I'm going to take Ella to the awards - just for an hour. 331 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,440 Don't tell her, I want it to be a surprise. 332 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,760 Welcome back, if you're a Samara cara. 333 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,600 For my global audience, cara means friend in Gaelic, 334 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,880 and that's what all you guys are to me - my friends. 335 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,840 Today, I want to talk about why I quit alcohol, 336 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,320 because I realised you can't drink away your feelings. 337 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,960 This French rose... 338 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,040 RECORDING: Paper's treating her like she's some kind of superstar. 339 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,000 DR F: And how do you feel about that? How do you feel about that? 340 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,280 I think he was probably depressed, actually. 341 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,640 You know what Irish men are like. 342 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,960 They don't talk about their feelings, it's just, 343 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,040 "I'm grand, it's grand, everything's grand." 344 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,240 So, maybe your dad wasn't available to you 345 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,560 the way he's available now to Joseph? 346 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,480 I've got a little surprise for you, for after dessert. 347 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,520 Is it another dessert? 348 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,960 Close your eyes. 349 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,040 Does this mean what I think it means? 350 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,920 Twins. 351 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,360 What? No. 352 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,680 I'm joking. Oh. 353 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,440 Come here. SHE GIGGLES 354 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,680 Yeah, coming. 355 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,000 Oh. 356 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,280 Can you go and get her? No, Ella's not here. 357 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,440 Siobhan took her to the cinema. What?! 358 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,320 Don't you check your fucking phone? 359 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,800 Not when I'm sleeping, I don't. 360 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,040 Where are they, will it have started? 361 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,120 Yeah, they'll probably be halfway through the film by now. 362 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,640 For fuck's sake! What? 363 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,080 Just go, have fun. I mean there's always next year, isn't there? 364 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,680 I'll tell her you called round and were going to take her, will I? 365 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,000 Don't do that. Christ, that'll just make it worse. 366 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,960 "Oh, your mum was going to take you, but, hey, we fucked it up." 367 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,240 Bye. 368 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,000 Feel free to call round any time and wreck my head. 369 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,240 Oh, oh... 370 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,680 I just want to thank my mam and dad, 371 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,360 and all my colleagues. 372 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,560 Kieran, thank you. 373 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,360 Don't have sex with Kieran. 374 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,160 I want to thank my fourth class primary school teacher, 375 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,560 Mrs Heaney. 376 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,840 She was kind of an early version of what's now known as a hater, 377 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:09,600 and I believe she's long since dead. 378 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,080 RIP, bitch. 379 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,200 Stop! 380 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,160 Guys, come on. SHE CHUCKLES 381 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,960 That's a lot of effort for someone who's indifferent. 382 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,480 You know, I'm glad that Siobhan always does the right thing 383 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,920 and actually seems to like other people's kids, which is not normal. 384 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,800 Sometimes she just... She just pisses me off. 385 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,640 Ah, maybe this isn't for Ella. 386 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,120 At least you can get hammered. Though I'm off the drink, 387 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,960 cos you can't drink away your feelings. 388 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Of course you can, that's the whole point. Mm. 389 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,080 In fact, I need to get you happy drunk tonight, 390 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,160 so let's drink away all the bad feeling. 391 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,120 Wow, you look really nice. 392 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,440 Yeah, I just threw this together. 393 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,720 You look really nice yourself. 394 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,440 Probably should have got him a drink. 395 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,760 Why? Because that's Shaun O'Reilly - 396 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,880 great former editor turned exec gobshite. 397 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,880 Oh, and chair of the judging panel. 398 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,080 I don't want to be accused of bribing the judges, if I win. 399 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,560 Not that I think I will. Uh-huh. 400 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,680 You remember Laura? 401 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,640 Oh, of course. Yeah, hi, Laura. 402 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,680 Hi, Samara. 403 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,080 Oh, no, I'm not drinking. No, but thanks. 404 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,040 Oh, my God, are you doing this sober? 405 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,560 Yeah, I'm on the cranberry. 406 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,760 Have you got a UTI? 407 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,840 What? No. No, I just...decided to quit. 408 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,400 Since when? Since ages ago. 409 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,920 Well, I quit for a while 410 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,120 until I realised that moderation beats abstinence, 411 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,360 in all aspects of life. Mm. 412 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,520 I literally vlogged that this morning. 413 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,360 You look very handsome, Mr McCormick. Oh! 414 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,440 Good luck. 415 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,760 Ow! 416 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,480 Have you shagged her? No! 417 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,520 I don't believe you. Right. 418 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,800 OK, if you haven't, why not? For fuck's sake. 419 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,120 No, even if you haven't - 420 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,360 which I don't believe - 421 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,280 it's so obvious you want to. 422 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,800 Which is just as bad! 423 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,120 Christ, Laura, fucking listen to yourself. 424 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,480 So what if I did want to shag her, so what? 425 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,200 It doesn't mean I have or will. 426 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,080 I know, I know, it's deranged. 427 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,200 It's driving me out of my fucking mind. 428 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,360 I'm going to... 429 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,680 Why do you have to be so weak? 430 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,880 Why do men have to be so weak? 431 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,120 I'll just have one or two. 432 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,120 Moderation beats abstinence, after all. 433 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,320 SHE MIMICS: "In all aspects of life." 434 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,320 You love Samara Brennan too? 435 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,960 I think she's awesome and she's here. 436 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,160 Mama. 437 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,400 Mum. 438 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,200 Martin. Yeah? 439 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,440 You want me to rub that oil on your belly? No. 440 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,120 I mean, yeah, maybe later. 441 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,680 Let's just go for it. 442 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,440 With the wedding. 443 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,000 I mean, not the 20 grand and four dress changes 444 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,960 and photos from the sky, but... 445 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,200 ..a bit of tradition. 446 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,560 Church? Yeah. 447 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,280 Big party? No, but... Ish. 448 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,880 Right, biggish, TBC. 449 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,240 Synchronised surprise first dance? 450 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,360 What? No. 451 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,600 I'm joking. Oh. 452 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,240 This is the best news. It'll be great. 453 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,520 I love you, Alison. 454 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,560 Yeah. 455 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,640 Yeah, same. 456 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,040 SHE MOUTHS: Mama. 457 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,480 SHE CHUCKLES 458 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,040 APPLAUSE 459 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,320 We come now, of course, to the feature writer of the year. 460 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,520 And the nominees are... 461 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,520 Davina O'Connell, 462 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,400 for Inside The Diet Fad That Became A Cult, 463 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:11,760 Laura Donegan - The Adoption Families Refusing To Give Up Hope, 464 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,600 Declan Ferguson - The Hidden Trade That Shames Us All, 465 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,640 and, no, he's not talking about journalism. 466 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,800 And the award goes to... 467 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,920 Davina O'Connell - Inside The Diet Fad That Became A Cult. 468 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,480 CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 469 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,560 Fuck that. 470 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,680 Excuse me. You're Shaun O'Reilly, right? Erm... 471 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,560 Laura Donegan, from The Dublin Standard. 472 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,160 Pleased to meet you, I'd shake hands but, erm... 473 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,560 I'm quite curious you about how you reach your decisions. 474 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,280 You know, like, what did Davina O'Connell's articles have 475 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,720 that mine didn't? 476 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,400 Was it unanimous for Davina or...? 477 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,760 Did anyone go out on a limb and vote for me? 478 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,280 It would just be really helpful for me to know, 479 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,120 for the future. 480 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,760 That's all confidential, 481 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,560 but you should be proud. 482 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,400 It's an achievement to be nominated. 483 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,920 Hey. No, it's not. 484 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,440 If you hadn't shortlisted me, 485 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,760 I wouldn't be an award LOSING journalist. Thanks a lot. 486 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,040 My advice is champagne. 487 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,400 Lots of it. 488 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,440 Thank you. 489 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,200 Come on, hun. 490 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,600 You don't need an award to feel like a worthwhile member 491 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,920 of the human race. 492 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,160 How many blokes at the paper do you think feel like that, 493 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,720 even when they are permanent losers? 494 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,600 0.00 something? 495 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,120 Yeah, OK. 496 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,040 Awards don't mean anything. 497 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,000 See this tampon I've got in tonight, 498 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,600 it's won an award. 499 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,080 It's ridiculous, I only bought it out of curiosity. 500 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:03,040 What does an overpriced award-winning tampon have 501 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,720 that the others don't? 502 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,480 Nothing. Awards are just trying to make ordinary things sound special, 503 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,120 and the thing is, you are not special. 504 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,200 Come on! 505 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,440 There are seven billion of us here for a millisecond, really. 506 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,200 We're all heading in the same direction, award or not. 507 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,160 It's such a waste of a journey. 508 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,600 Spend it looking for other people's approval. 509 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,760 You need to find your own. 510 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,680 Dr F will really help with that. 511 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,720 Thanks. 512 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,520 You should write a self-help book. 513 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,440 Steady on, I'm a total twat. 514 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,560 It was just the thought of standing on stage 515 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,600 and everyone clapping ME. 516 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,360 What must that feel like? Awful. 517 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,040 Winners are never happy. They're all miserable, deep down. 518 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,840 You have to be, to be that driven. 519 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,880 Come on, let's give the rest of this a miss. 520 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,360 Let's check out the bar. 521 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,800 Fuck awards, I need to get you happy drunk. 522 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,360 And the awards for Photographer Of The Year 523 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,720 goes to Katie Wilkinson. 524 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,960 APPLAUSE 525 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,400 Is she here? 526 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,440 Katie, what are you doing? 527 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,320 You're up, Photographer Of The Year, you won, yay, congratulations. 528 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,720 Hurry up! Oh, my God, congratulations! 529 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,960 Oh, I'm thrilled. 530 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 A tiny bit gutted, but mostly thrilled! 531 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,360 Go and pick it up for me, will you? 532 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,040 No, no, no. No, no way. 533 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,280 Please? I'm drunk. 534 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,560 I'll say something I'll regret, that'll get me sacked. 535 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,760 I here by nominate you to pick it up on my behalf. 536 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,480 Pass on my unfelt apologies. 537 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,600 Keep the applause going, ladies and gentlemen. 538 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,280 APPLAUSE 539 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,920 What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I've going to get it. 540 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,800 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, it's brilliant. 541 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,040 Come back, come back. 542 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,520 APPLAUSE 543 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,640 Erm... 544 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,760 Katie's very sorry she can't be here to accept this award. 545 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,920 She wants you to know she's very grateful for this. 546 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,080 These awards are the gold standard of our industry. 547 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,960 CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 548 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,320 Katie would like to thank her daughter Ella, 549 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,240 who's also very sorry she couldn't be here tonight, 550 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,560 and thank her friends, 551 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,240 especially her best friends, 552 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:34,360 and of course, thank the whole team at the Dublin Standard. 553 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,040 We're like a family! 554 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,920 CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,520 In these dark, apocalyptic times, 556 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,000 it's more important than ever that we're fearless in telling the truth. 557 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,600 Here, here. Right? 558 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,120 Let's keep telling the truth! 559 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,520 APPLAUSE 560 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,560 Right? Because the truth is, 561 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,760 as Katie told me only tonight, 562 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800 like, before she couldn't make it, 563 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,880 "While it's nice to win and feel validated, 564 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,360 "these awards aren't the be-all and the end-all." 565 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,920 Think about that. 566 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,760 Do you know that tampons get awards now? 567 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,120 I mean, how do they even judge that? 568 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,720 The people who think up awards probably get awards. 569 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,720 We have to be better than that. 570 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,840 Because in life's dark comedy, 571 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,120 we're all going in the same direction. 572 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:29,160 We're all heading for that big, grey sanitary bin in the corner, 573 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,120 and awards can't protect you. 574 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,080 And that's the real truth, 575 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,120 that Katie Wilkinson, Photographer Of The Year, 576 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,040 wanted you to know tonight. Thank you very much, that's lovely. 577 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,480 That's a lot to think about there, ladies and gentlemen. 578 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,920 Just don't be a tampon! 579 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,400 Our next awards, ladies and gentlemen, 580 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,280 is, erm, Scoop Of The Year. 581 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,120 I'm sorry, what does how tall you are 582 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,760 have got anything to do with how many followers...? 583 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,560 Sometimes I feel like telling his wife. 584 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,440 Promise me you will never do that. 585 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,920 Of course not. 586 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,360 Let's just drink, enjoy ourselves. 587 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,360 Back in a second. Mm. 588 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,720 Katie. 589 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,960 Congratulations. 590 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,440 Your work's in a different league. 591 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,680 Great composition, strong form. 592 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,080 Honest. 593 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,720 Well done. 594 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,640 I don't need a cabal of white privileged blokes to tell me that, 595 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,040 but thanks anyway. 596 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,760 Great speech, by the way. 597 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,480 Do you ever stop and drink any of that champagne you dole out? 598 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,120 With the right company. 599 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,640 So... 600 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,640 ..I guess you're the right company. 601 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,600 Laura! 602 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,680 Oh, thank God, you're just doing drugs. 603 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,520 I never do this. 604 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,600 Moderation beats abstinence, huh? 605 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,960 Well, yeah, exactly. 606 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,640 All right, go on, then. 607 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,680 Just don't vlog about this. 608 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,920 609 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,720 610 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,320 611 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,680 612 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,720 613 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,400 614 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,840 615 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,040 616 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:42,000 untold... 617 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,160 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 618 00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:48,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0